Two immutable facts of being a comic with lady parts… you can always work Valentine’s Day and, if someone makes a sweeping statement about women comics, you will receive at least three emails telling you the weird mean thing to “find out what you think.”
So, next time, just remember that I’ll be thinking what I always think: , It’s weird, sweeping, and mean. I might also think that the person who made the weird comment is someone who isn’t necessarily all that “transcendent” of a (insert their job) either.
Unless you’re my manager… Then you can tell me the weird mean thing that was said, specifically, about me. Because I might work on that. That’s all. #boredinanairport #partofmyplantohelpsowsocialskills
Uh… Jesse Schell quotes my final fantasy joke in his keynote address at about 10:55 at he games for change festival http://www.gamesforchange.org/learn/g4c2011-jesse-schell-keynote-make-games-not-war/ and, wow.
Buy this book somehow: “unless you stand to inherit a lot of money by spending one night in a haunted house with a group of strangers, there’s not much to be gained by living in terror” @Merrillmarkoe http://www.amazon.com/Cool-Calm-Contentious-Merrill-Markoe/dp/0345518918
Not even funniest line. So far, best summation of truth in a line. ( who knew that was a category, academy). And, that line is about sex!
This is not a cry for help unless you have a kickass ear doctor. Then. It’s a cry for help.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078933/
Because the title of that shitty after school special is how fucking hard it is for me to hear on stage with my recurring ear infection. Going on a year here. My Ear doctor just says, “yeah, the infection subsides but you still hear like you’re under water?” Uh, yeah. Him, “well,it looks okay, let’s give you another hearing test.” grrr, and I’m done with you.
Acupuncturist says, “behind your face is one piece of meat. So he infection goes from your ears to your sinus and back.” fantastic, you got anything? “herbs to make you stronger.” great, anybody got anything that could nuke this?
And, yes, I would like some cheese with my whine.
I have a derringer in my boot! (Taken with instagram)
I think…those are rolos. Best old west picture Ever
1) John Mulaney was on Fallon last night. Simply put, just watch and enjoy.
2) Also last night, Josh Adam Meyers took the stage at the Downtown Comedy Club and The Comedy Store for the first time since the tragic accident involving both him and Angelo Bowers. Donations for his…
Makin’ Friends: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/12/arts/television/eddie-brill-and-the-comics-on-david-lettermans-show.html?_r=2 “There are a lot less female comics who are authentic,”Mr. Brill said.“I see a lot of female comics who to please an audience will act like men.” How awesome would it be if he acted like one from 2012, not 1912).
Three episodes from here (just editing it now) - John Matta is hilarious and Rose Abdoo is a freaking DELIGHT!! He collects (over 300 so far) statues/action figures of The Thing and she MAKES tiny plates of food! https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.141688585877173.25312.141660832546615&type=3
My home town was so white growing up, people made fun of the Polish. The POLISH.
Not fixed by Patrick, so raw audio - here’s a clip of the Kevin Eastman show for Friday (people are doing this now… some sort of “teaser” - but, I guess it’s easier to pass around). This is the first ep i’m editing after someone told me to do this.
Mary Jo Pehl episode out tonight, in the night, like Marines in Iran.
xo, jk
You asked what comics I’m reading, here’s what I’m behind on and what I picked up today:
Marvel
Black Panther - Liss, Oeming, Serrano
Generation Hope - Asmus, Roberson, Charalampiois
New Mutants - Abnett, Lanning, D.Lopez, A.Lopez, Staples
The Invincible Ironman - Fraction, Larroca, D’Armata
Deadpool - Way, Espin, GurueFX
Journey Into Mystery - Gillen, M. Brettweiser, B. Breitweiser
The Mighty Thor - Fraction, Ferry, Larraz, D’Aramata
Daredevil - Mark Waid, Paulo Rivera, Joe Rivera, Javier Rodriguez, VC’s Joe Caramagna
Captain America & Bucky - Asmus, Brubaker, Francavilla
Captain America - Brubaker, McNiven, Camuncoli, Leisten
Thunderbolts - Parker, Southworth, Martin
Uncanny X-Men - Gillen, Peterson, Ponsor
X23 - Liu, Noto
The Defenders - Fraction, Dodson, Dodson, Oback
Avengers Acadamy - Gage, Grummett, Hamscher, Sotomayor
Avengers 1959 - Howard Chaykin, Jesus Aburtov
Secret Avengers - Ellis, Maleev, Filardi
Cartoon Books
RASL - Jeff Smith
Abstract Studio
Rachel Rising - Terry Moore
Boom!
Irredeemable - Mark Waid, Diego Barreto
DC
Batgirl - Gail Simone, Ardian Syaf, Vicente Cifuentes
Teen Titans - Scott Lobdell, Brett Booth, Norm Rapmund
Legion Lost - Fabian Nicieza, Pete Woods
Batman Incorporated “Leviathan Strikes” - Grant Morrison, Chris Burnham, Cameron Stewart
Animal Man - Lemire, Foreman, Huet, Pugh
Superboy - Scott Lobdell, RB Silva, Rob Lean
Vertigo
Unwritten - Carey, Gross, Perker
Fables - Willingham, Buckingham, Leialoha, Pepoy, Green
Dark Horse
BPRD _ Hell on Earth - Mike Mignola, John Arcudi, Tyler Crook
The Goon - Eric Powell
Image
Invincible - Robert Kirkman, Cory Walker, FCO Plascencia
Fatale - Ed Brubaker, Sean Phillips
IDW
Locke & Key - Joe Hill, Gabriel Rodriguez, Jay Fotos
Man… this list. What the hell. That’s a LOT of comic books.
Podcast - The Dork Forest. 6 years. Amost 300 eps. www.dorkforest.com. 
